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NEW SOFTWARE PROGRAM

27 Oct 2009
Posted by admin

Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).

Recently he upgraded Fiancee1.0 to Wife1.0 and it's a memory hogger, has taken all his space; and Wife1.0 must be running before he can do anything.

Although he didn't ask for them, Wife1.0 came with Plug-Ins such as MotherInLaw and BrotherInLaw.

Some features I'd like to see in the upcoming GirlFriend4.0.

* A "Don't remind me again" button
* Minimize button

sorting fruit

27 Oct 2009
Posted by admin

Thought this was an interesting way of sorting fruit....


Jackson Pollock

27 Oct 2009
Posted by admin

Click Mouse to Change colour, and space bar to clear...
Enjoy!

Random Thoughts...

27 Oct 2009
Posted by admin

Nothing is worse than that moment during an argument when you realise you're wrong.

Have you ever been walking down the street and realised that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions on the pavement.

Windows source code

21 Oct 2009
Posted by admin

Windows source code

#include

#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#define INSTALL HARD

char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

void read_partition_table(void)
{
write_new_partition_table();
write_W98_boot_loader(EXTREME_PREJUDICE);
}

void set_time(void)
{
read_BIOS_clock();

if (test_cpu_temperature() > 80)
set_BIOS_clock_to_summertime();
else
set_BIOS_clock_to_GMT(); /* Gates Microsoft Time */

Eagles in Storm

21 Oct 2009
Posted by admin

The eagle will fly to some high spot and wait for the winds to come. When the storm hits, it sets its wings so that the wind will pick it up and lift it above the storm. While the storm rages below, the eagle is soaring above it.

The eagle does not escape the storm. It simply uses the storm to lift it higher. It rises on the winds that bring the storm.

When the storms of life come upon us - and all of us will experience them - we can rise above them by setting our minds and our belief toward God. The storms do not have to overcome us. We can allow God's power to lift us above them.

Be A Kid Again

21 Oct 2009
Posted by admin

1. Do a cartwheel.
2. Sing into your hairbrush.
3. Walk barefoot in wet grass.
4. Play a song you like really loud, over and over.
5. Dot all your “i”’s with smiley faces.
6. Read the funnies. Throw the rest of the paper away.
7. Dunk your cookies.
8. Play a game where you make up the rules as you go along.
9. Step carefully over sidewalk cracks.
10. Change into some play clothes.
11. Try to get someone to trade you a better sandwich.
12. Eat ice cream for breakfast.
13. Kiss a frog, just in case.
14. Blow the wrapper off a straw.

Posted by admin

Came across this amazing app this weekend, check it out!

http://www.cooliris.com/demo/?view=shop